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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

NEOS CAMP UPDATE:

Total friends confirmed 5
Target-10

Question: WILL YOU BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE AND BRING YOUR FRIEND?

YOU_______________FRIEND

INVITE

Just a simple SMS, MSN, PHONECALL would do

Simple as ABC

YOU INVITE!

Worried how to invite? here is how...

YOU- Hey, you free this coming 7th June to 9th june? My church having this camp which is at jurong JC.

FRIEND-Huh... Fun or not? later go there boring how?

YOU-No la, we have midnight games, campfire, station games.. etc

FRIEND-ohh ok, sounds fun. But only your cell group ah?

YOU-No lor! We have 500 members, means 500 brand new friends for you and i to know!

FRIEND-Wah! so many! ok sounds good. But i cannot possibly know so many right?

YOU-Maybe? But we'll have CLANS and Teams, means we'll be spilt into camps, and that means we can build really strong bonds!

FRIEND-OK! But what other things can interest me?

YOU- We have 4 meals provided! Breakfast to supper! PLUS aircon sleeping environment! PLUS a FREE Camp t-shirt! ALL FREE FOR YOU!!

FRIEND-ohh okies, so how do i get there?

YOU- Oh, you want to come sat EXPO, we having a church svc before that, then we'll have a shuttle bus direct to Jurong JC! How cool is that!

FRIEND- tee hee... SET!

SEE? Its that SIMPLE!

5 reasons why they would come, in no order of importance.. (maybe to some only)

1. Its free, and being typical cheapskate singaporean, yes they would come!

2. Camp got pretty girls and handsome guys or not? Have! plenty! Somemore holy and attractive! ( Ps: at this moment, can be bhb and say you're one of them)

3. Got food or not? later hungry how ( another typical singaporean syndrome, like someone i know) Got 4 meals! more than enough! want extra??? go order macs yourself.. bleah

4. There is an aircon sleeping environment ( For people who think they are the paris hilton and boyband wannabes, want puurrffect skin, OH PURLEASE)

5. Jurong so far! Relax, we've got that covered.. Got shuttle BUS! Somemore 1 dollar, cheaper than bus and MRT. At this time.. another typical cheapskate reply would be, got return bus trip?

(PS: You think we own singapore SMRT and SBS is it, be independent and wake up your idea)

Note: The writer is a freelance writer, and any resembalance of characters/persons involved is really INTENTIONAL.

Most importantly, be smart in replying, after all we are called to be light and salt, we are meant to be God's gifts to the world. Use them!

LIKE PCK SAYS: USE YOU BLAIN LAH!

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